It took me a while to get these up, but I figured I probably should put them up eventually. Without further ado. . . My failed shirt designs!
"Listen up all you primitive screwheads. . . . . this is my BOOMSTICK" ~paraphrased from Army of Darkness
And finally, one that didn't quite fit the same style as the rest:
Cross Hatched Goats (I figured this one wouldn't win, it's awkward to place).